"Birth A" -- Josh's Blockbuster
Josh reviewed himself through the eyes of the world's most influential personages in this witty assortment of reviews of his masterpiece, “Birth A.”
BIRTH A: Being a Prophecy
10 WEEKS AS #1
ON THE NEW YORK TIMES BEST SELLER LIST!
A Triumph.“
-- USA Today
”The Importance
Of Mr. Carreon's
Contributions to
Literature cannot
Be over-emphasized.
Birth A is a true
Masterpiece.“
-- Robert Frost
”Josh Carreon Changed
My Life for the
Better. Everyone
Should Read this
Book.“
-- Oprah Winfrey
Revoke My Citizenship
Please! And other unfunny
Witticisms.
”Josh Carreon should
Be Tried for Treason.
No one should
Be permitted to
Criticize the
Commander In
Chief of The Only
Superpower Under
God. God Bless Us
Everyone. Except
for Josh Carreon
and Those Cowardly
Terrorists Who Attacked
Our Great Country
On that fateful Morning
Of September 11th.
May they Burn Down there
in Hell, as well as here
In America.“
-- George Bush
”Josh Carreon does not
Wear the Mark of the Beast,
As far as I know.“
-- Pope John Paul VII
”I loved this book from the first
Page to the final Climactic
Tirading Essay. I give
It two thumbs up. I
Hope You enjoy reading it as
Much as I was inspired
By writing It.
To publish its pages is a
Dream come true. It is a story of
Personal Realization, and
Intimate Reflection.
I want to share it with
You.“
-- Joshua Arklow Carreon
10/12/2003
”The Village Idiot.
What a Wacko. Boy
This Josh Carreon guy
Is a real Nut-job.
Good thing Idiots like
that can only survive in
a place like Hollywood.“
-- Rush Limbaugh
”Birth A is a funky, funky
Book, cuz. Read it now.“
--Bootsy Collins
”Buy This Book.
He needs the Money.“
-- Abbie Hoffman
”I'll tell you when
I'm done!“
-- Queen Elizabeth III
”What a gas! I ended
Up using this book
As toilet tissue.“
-- Rip Taylor
”To compare this nonsense
To the brilliant works of
Shel Silverstein is ludicrous.
The boy is in need of help.
Can't anyone see that?“
-- Bill Cosby
”A thoroughly enjoyable read.
Meritorious acomplishment.
Poignant. Striking.
Unique. Brilliant.“
-- Norman Mailer
”Josh Carreon is not an
Author deserving of our
Recognition. His writings
Are a vicious attempt.
An appeal to our misirected youth
To forsake the Principle
Upon which Our Great Nation
Was founded so very long ago
In the ancient Past. He
Is trying, as many
Like him have, to gain
Profit for himself by
Attacking Our way of
Life. And the methods
By which we choose to
Worship God and express our
Faith in Jesus.“
-- Jesse Helms
”'Deemed Obscene but
Not necessarily Blasphemous.'
By the Vatican, Joshua
Arklow Carreon's controversial
Book is enjoying record
Sales with a current
Ranking of #1 on the
N.Y. Times Best Seller list
For the twenty seventh
Week in a row.“
-- ABCNews
”What a loser! As
Patriotic Americans
We should stand
United and Wage
War against this kind
Of Freak. The World
Would be a better place.“
-- Talk Show Host Craig Killborne
”The Vatican has
Declined to comment
On the So-called
'Prophet of the 21st Century'
Until They complete
Further Investigation
Into the Matter. They
Did however, say that they
Would Treat the Matter
Extremely Seriously.
More news at eleven.
BIRTH A: Being a Prophecy
10 WEEKS AS #1
ON THE NEW YORK TIMES BEST SELLER LIST!
A Triumph.“
-- USA Today
”The Importance
Of Mr. Carreon's
Contributions to
Literature cannot
Be over-emphasized.
Birth A is a true
Masterpiece.“
-- Robert Frost
”Josh Carreon Changed
My Life for the
Better. Everyone
Should Read this
Book.“
-- Oprah Winfrey
Revoke My Citizenship
Please! And other unfunny
Witticisms.
”Josh Carreon should
Be Tried for Treason.
No one should
Be permitted to
Criticize the
Commander In
Chief of The Only
Superpower Under
God. God Bless Us
Everyone. Except
for Josh Carreon
and Those Cowardly
Terrorists Who Attacked
Our Great Country
On that fateful Morning
Of September 11th.
May they Burn Down there
in Hell, as well as here
In America.“
-- George Bush
”Josh Carreon does not
Wear the Mark of the Beast,
As far as I know.“
-- Pope John Paul VII
”I loved this book from the first
Page to the final Climactic
Tirading Essay. I give
It two thumbs up. I
Hope You enjoy reading it as
Much as I was inspired
By writing It.
To publish its pages is a
Dream come true. It is a story of
Personal Realization, and
Intimate Reflection.
I want to share it with
You.“
-- Joshua Arklow Carreon
10/12/2003
”The Village Idiot.
What a Wacko. Boy
This Josh Carreon guy
Is a real Nut-job.
Good thing Idiots like
that can only survive in
a place like Hollywood.“
-- Rush Limbaugh
”Birth A is a funky, funky
Book, cuz. Read it now.“
--Bootsy Collins
”Buy This Book.
He needs the Money.“
-- Abbie Hoffman
”I'll tell you when
I'm done!“
-- Queen Elizabeth III
”What a gas! I ended
Up using this book
As toilet tissue.“
-- Rip Taylor
”To compare this nonsense
To the brilliant works of
Shel Silverstein is ludicrous.
The boy is in need of help.
Can't anyone see that?“
-- Bill Cosby
”A thoroughly enjoyable read.
Meritorious acomplishment.
Poignant. Striking.
Unique. Brilliant.“
-- Norman Mailer
”Josh Carreon is not an
Author deserving of our
Recognition. His writings
Are a vicious attempt.
An appeal to our misirected youth
To forsake the Principle
Upon which Our Great Nation
Was founded so very long ago
In the ancient Past. He
Is trying, as many
Like him have, to gain
Profit for himself by
Attacking Our way of
Life. And the methods
By which we choose to
Worship God and express our
Faith in Jesus.“
-- Jesse Helms
”'Deemed Obscene but
Not necessarily Blasphemous.'
By the Vatican, Joshua
Arklow Carreon's controversial
Book is enjoying record
Sales with a current
Ranking of #1 on the
N.Y. Times Best Seller list
For the twenty seventh
Week in a row.“
-- ABCNews
”What a loser! As
Patriotic Americans
We should stand
United and Wage
War against this kind
Of Freak. The World
Would be a better place.“
-- Talk Show Host Craig Killborne
”The Vatican has
Declined to comment
On the So-called
'Prophet of the 21st Century'
Until They complete
Further Investigation
Into the Matter. They
Did however, say that they
Would Treat the Matter
Extremely Seriously.
More news at eleven.